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— Kevin Hobster 🍼 (@KevinHobster) June 11, 2018

Scottie Pippen was the Michael Jordan of playing with Michael Jordan.

— Kevin Hobster 🍼 (@KevinHobster) March 6, 2014

Rumpelstiltskin just wanted to be a dad

— Kevin Hobster 🍼 (@KevinHobster) June 29, 2018

Jag on the lawn. Lawn jag pic.twitter.com/rGpVAdipRW

— Kevin Hobster 🍼 (@KevinHobster) June 29, 2018

Plinko, but to decide what to get for lunch

— Kevin Hobster 🍼 (@KevinHobster) June 14, 2018

In the future, socks will grow on trees.

— Kevin Hobster 🍼 (@KevinHobster) June 12, 2014

Is this a blues brother what is this 🕴

— Kevin Hobster 🍼 (@KevinHobster) June 13, 2018

Stimpy was a cat? I thought he was an ABA basketball.

— Kevin Hobster 🍼 (@KevinHobster) December 20, 2013

June smells like camels & funnel cake

— Kevin Hobster 🍼 (@KevinHobster) May 29, 2018

#BOLO pic.twitter.com/PTAYNjxmqs

— Kevin Hobster 🍼 (@KevinHobster) May 30, 2018

This Branch Davidian flag, six-winged fiery serpent flying over the white earth with the seven seals of biblical prophecy lined up on the horizon to trigger the apocalypse is a fab ornament for any setting, from a rustic front porch to a jolly parking lot tailgate #copywriting pic.twitter.com/vLmil6NF0k

— Kevin Hobster 🍼 (@KevinHobster) July 13, 2018